Blizzard of Hoss @ Glossop Comedy Festival
Matt Hoss has changed. Years ago, he was young, punk and slept mostly in his car. Now he has a competitively priced mortgage in a lovely neighbourhood. When did things start going so right for Matt?
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Matt Hoss has changed. Years ago, he was young, punk and slept mostly in his car. Now he has a competitively priced mortgage in a lovely neighbourhood. When did things start going so right for Matt?
Twinge 2022 brings together artists and streamers on Twitch. Our performers will be online back-to-back for the three day online festival.
I am performing at Kendal Calling, as I’m recording a Castival episode Live! We’re on the Soapbox Stage at 1pm with my lovely guest Phil Ellis.
This is a hilarious way to start your weekend. Come along us to see what Phil has in store for his perfect festival.
I'm very excited to perform Hossanova.
If you're a London Hoss Fan OR you love positive stand-up comedy about the end of the world, get your ticket! My second time at the New Wimbledon Theatre, can't wait to be back.
Matt Hoss is a touring stand-up comedian, podcaster & broadcaster. He is live streaming all of his favourite games with his comedy pals. Matt loves light-hearted, congenial chats, but also takes the games too seriously. A joyous over-competitiveness mixed with warm, insightful banter #AlanParTwitch
Twinge Festival is a celebration of the all artists this year who have migrated to Twitch due to Covid-19. In the last year there has been a growth of unforgettable innovation, outstanding comedy and a sense of community like no other. The Twinge was created, curated and features MattHossComedy. (Drop him a follow on Twitch).
Twinge festival will run be 12th-28th August 2021, and it will run from 10am-1am everyday, featuring five artists per day. This includes some huge names of Twitch. On top of that it is totally free, both for artists and audience; although we highly encourage donations. You can donate directly to the performer you like OR you donate to ALL the performers which it gets split amongst them all evenly (after 20% of these are donated to the MIND charity). Please help support us by promoting, sharing and supporting the event.
If you had any questions, either about registering, volunteering or how to watch, please see the links below. Alternatively, you can email TwingeFest@Gmail.comBrochure: https://heyzine.com/flip-book/8a39a2fd9a.html
Issuu: https://issuu.com/ragtop2/docs/besttwinge_pdf_
Welcome to Matt's Monthly online Zoom show! Every month, Matt will book the best of acts to do some online comedy shows. These handpicks, famous guest will do a blend of new and old stuff, and the show is held together by MC Matt Hoss.
Buy your tickets today £5 (Early Bird Tickets available).
20th March 2021: Andrew O’Neill, Jamie D’Souza, Louise Young and Harriet Braine.
17th April 2021: John Robertson, Esther Manito, Matt Green and Ria Lina
22nd May 2021: Stuart Goldsmith, Russell Hicks, Juliet Meyers and TBC
Buy Tickets Today! https://www.wegottickets.com/event/510955
Matt Hoss tour 2020. Matt Hoss is a hopeless romantic, (with “hopeless” being the operative word). This emotionally honest and hilarious debut show discusses romance, awkward sex and heart-warming tales of failing in love.
FRIDAY 5TH JULY 2019
8.00PM - MATT HOSS - HERE COMES YOUR MAN
9.30PM - JANET GARNER & PAUL COX - COMMON PEOPLE (AGAIN)
HERE COMES YOU MAN - MATT HOSS
Matt Hoss is a hopeless romantic, (with “hopeless” being the operative word). This upbeat stand-up comedy hour looks positively at Matt’s failed attempts at dating. For Matt, romance is a minefield and love is worry.
He hilariously discusses awkward sexual encounters, racist girlfriends and seducing ladies with poetry. Matt analyses the heart of break-ups, why they hurt and why it’s good to go through them. Come along and see Matt’s heart-warming tales about rejection & acceptance.
Eric Barker Award Winner 2015
“Warm and endearingly funny” – NARC magazine
“Really funny” ** - Broadway Baby
“Lovely” – The Guardian
“Fan Favourite” The Ocelot
COMMON PEOPLE (AGAIN) - JANET GARNER & PAUL COX
Janet Garner and Paul Cox are ordinary, common people and very happy with it.They aren’t trying to educate anyone, teach them where they are going wrong or how they should think and if they were it would be dangerous to listen. All they want is to take your mind off the world and enjoy an hour of belly laughs.
This is what happens when comedy comes out of the council estate, so come and have a laugh if you think you're hard enough.
New act of the year 2018 Finalist.
South Coast Comedian of the Year Finalist
"Janet is the dogs bollocks" Russell Kane
"Echoes of Micky Flannigan" Bruce Desou
Get your ticket for free here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/matt-hoss-julie-grady-thomas-preview-night-tickets-55915584017
On 10th April, two up-and-coming comedians will be previewing their Edinburgh Fringe debut shows. Matt Hoss and Julie Grady Thomas will be performing an hour of their newest shows at The Rose & Crown in Kentish Town This show promises to be full of great stories, raw comedy gold and an amazing atomsphere. Since it is a Edinburgh Preview, we're doing a PWYW model. So you have to reserve your seats - watch the show - and at the end you donate as much as you think it is worth.
Support these rising stars of Fringe Comedy with two autheentic, organic and hard-hitting comedy shows.
Doors: 7pm
Show Start 7.30
Show ends 10pm
Reserve your tickets today!
MATT HOSS: HERE COMES YOUR MAN
Matt Hoss is a hopeless romantic, (“hopeless” being the operative word). This upbeat stand-up comedy hour looks positively at Matt’s failed attempts at dating. For Matt, romance is a minefield and love is worry. He hilariously discusses awkward sexual encounters, racist girlfriends and seducing ladies with poetry. Matt analyses the heart of break-ups, why they hurt and why it’s good to go through them. Come along and see Matt’s heart-warming tales about rejection & acceptance.
Eric Barker Award Winner 2015
Warm and endearingly funny” – NARC magazine
“Really funny” **** - Broadway Baby
“Lovely” – The Guardian
“Fan Favourite” The Ocelot
JULIE GRADY THOMAS: BAD PANCAKE
Julie's work-in-progress is about mistakes & pancakes!!* The first pancake in every batch always comes out BAD. You'd never serve that pancake to anyone! That pancake is a mistake - and a metaphor - because 10 years ago, I made a HUGE mistake and I just realized I haven't forgiven myself for it. How could this happen?! So in the name of forgiveness & friendship, you are cordially invited to a ridiculous evening. Let's share some mistakes, play some games, tell some fucked up stories & become best friends.
'A very different kind of nerd' Squirrel Comedy
'Uniquely hilarious' Narc
*Note: no actual pancakes were harmed in the making of this show, nor will they be served.
So book your tickets today! There is only a limited amount - so only book if you can definitely make it! Reserve your seats today!
21st march: Glasgow International Comedy Festival: Yes Bar 7.15pm. £5/£3 (Here Comes Your Man)
GET YOUR TICKETS HERE
Matt Hoss: A Hoss With No Name
10th Feb - 4.40pm @ Kayal.
BUY TICKETS NOW!
http://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/matt-hoss-a-hoss-with-no-name/
Blurb:
Welcome to the first bi-annual meeting of the 'Matt Hoss Fan Club'. First Agenda: Who is Matt Hoss? Apparently he is "Warm and endearingly funny" (NARC Magazine) and "Really funny" (Broadway Baby). That's all very nice, but who is he REALLY? This uplifting stand-up hour about self-identity discusses everything it means to be 'Matt Hoss'. Find out who Matt is by seeing this show about self-discovery and happiness. As part of the Kayal All-Dayer.
Viva Las Vegans (Comedy Compilation)
10th Feb - 2pm @ Kayal.
Line-up TBC
http://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/viva-las-vegans/
My new project! GCSE REVISITED - the blurb at the bottom
GCSE Revisited: 9th Feb - 5.30pm @ Kayal.
Buy your tickets here!
http://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/gcse-revisited
BLURB
GCSE Revisited is a show about finding Matt & Josh's genuine GCSE/A-Level drama shows and awkwardly restaging them, warts and all. See the pretentiousness and illogical decisions of youth theatre. Join Matt Hoss & Josh Hards on an endearing journey of looking at all of their cringey, relatable materials; making you remember every failed Drama teacher and the kids who did it for a doss. Matt & Josh find the most hilarious parts of their old shows.
Matt Hoss: Here Comes Your Man (Work-in-Progress)
Location:
The Cumberland Arms, James Place Street, Ouseburn, Newcastle upon Tyne, UK
Starts:
19:30 on 15/11/2018
Ends:
21:45 on 21/10/2018
Description:
Matt Hoss (Comedian, podcaster & your favourite gentleman) is doing a work-in-progress hour of his brand new show called "Here Comes Your Man". Check out the blurb below to check what its about. Matt will have support and then he will do his new stand-up comedy hour.
Tickets are only £3. It's dead cheap like. So bring all of your friends. Please share and spread the word. Come along to Cumberland Arms on the 15th Nov at 19:30. Be there or be square.
Blurb:
Matt Hoss is a hopeless romantic, (with “hopeless” being the operative word). This upbeat stand-up comedy hour looks positively at Matt’s failed attempts at dating. For Matt, romance is a minefield and love is worry.
He hilariously discusses awkward sexual encounters, racist girlfriends and seducing ladies with poetry. Matt analyses the heart of break-ups, why they hurt and why it’s good to go through them. Come along and see Matt’s heart-warming tales about rejection & acceptance.
Eric Barker Award Winner 2015
“Warm and endearingly funny” – NARC magazine
“Really funny” **** - Broadway Baby
“Lovely” – The Guardian
“Fan Favourite” The Ocelot
See you at The Cumberland Arms on the 15th Nov.
Age Restrictions:
14+
https://connect.jokepit.com/organisers/262/events/731
5th November: Matt Hoss: A Hoss With No Name Nottingham Comedy Festival. Lord Roberts (Undercroft) 9pm. £5
The Understudy at The Lord Roberts, 24 Broad S, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, NG1 3AN
http://www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/calendar_235554.html
Welcome to Viva Las Vegans, the first ever Vegan Stand-up Comedy Club, based in Canterbury. All the comedians are vegans and are here to entertain you whilst passively promoting the ideals of veganism (though they won't just be talking about veganism). This comedy night is supported by Kent Vegan Festival.
On the bill we have a sterling list of professional vegan comedians, featuring, Matt Adlington, Paul Ashwell and your headliner: Star of the BBC Asian Network: Ishi Kahn-Jackson
Praise for Ishi:
"Energetic! Charming! Full of positivity!” Female arts
“Engaging Raconteur!” Three Weeks
“Side splitting! Rib tickling!” Loughborough Echo
And holding the night together, is the charming and "Fan Favourite" Matt Hoss as your MC.
This is taking place at Canterbury's beautfiful Conquest House on the 3rd August.
Tickets are limited, you buy them whilst you can. They are £8 in advance/ £10 on the door. You can buy them at Conquest House, either in person or over the telephone 01227 472953. You will be able to purchase tickets online (however service is not available just yet).
Door open: 7.30pm
Event finishes 10pm (may run a little over).
So come along and experience a very unique vegan comedy experience on 3rd August, with some of the funniest comedians on the circuit. You'll "leaf" with a smile on your face!
Welcome to the final Toys In The Attic. Canterbury's long-running Stand-up comedy club. We are going out with a big with two amazing previews by two legendary comedians: Tiernan Douieb with "Miserably Happy" and Archie Maddocks ' "IlluminArchie".
They are doing their Edinburgh Fringe previews - so you can see an early draft of their show for incredibly cheap (£3 a ticket for two shows). Absolute bargain! (In Edinburgh, price of a normal ticket is about £15 per show). This is all taking place at The Jolly Sailor on 15th June at 7.30pm sharp. Don't miss out.
About the show and acts:
Tiernan Douieb: Miserably Happy
‘Very friendly but fiercely political’ *(Time Out)* comedian Tiernan Douieb considers if ignorance is indeed bliss, and if so, surely he shouldn't know that. Tiernan tries to work out what anyone actually wants anymore, what being civilised actually means and whether or not he’ll ever be able to persuade his wife to like raw tomatoes. A new hour of political gags and nonsense musings from ‘Opinionated yet likeable’ (The Guardian) Douieb.
“It’s a really lovely show, really good. A really good show.” – Mark Thomas
“The show is funny, but more than that it’s interesting and, actually, a little bit life-affirming.” **** – Giggle Beats
‘gets the juxtaposition between heavy context and winning punchlines right when it is most needed‘ – Festmag
‘Opinionated yet likeable’ – The Guardian
‘Very funny but fiercely political’ – Time Out
Archie Maddocks: IlluminArchie
IlluminArchie* is the hilarious new show by living-legend, “super cool, super smart storyteller” (Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard) Award winning comedian, Archie Maddocks. In the past, he's been described as “poignant, inventive and razor-sharp” (Broadway Baby) and having "a corking, almost cinematic story" (Chortle). Join Archie for his new show, which looks at, but is not limited to: how he wishes someone would take control of his life so he didn’t have to, his hope that there’s a secret society controlling his future, an accidentally racist girlfriend, a killer doughnut and an incident with a monkey.
*Facts about IlluminArchie -
1: When he was born, the nurse slapped herself and thanked him.
2: He can hear colours, orange pisses him off and don’t even start on purple.
3: He once farted with such power that it started the infamous East Anglian earthquake of 2007.
4: Darkness is afraid of him.
5: IlluminArchie doesn’t walk, the earth moves beneath him.
** None of these are true. This is why someone should take control of his life.
Welcome back for another month of Canterbury's finest comedy night (Citation needed).
We bring you quality comedians - you bring the laughter. On Wednesday May 24th, we bring you TWO Edinburgh Fringe Previews. These shows are masterpieces under construction and see the shows whilst they are cheap (in Edinburgh they'd cost £15. Tickets are £3).
We bring you Gráinne Maguire and Ben Van Der Velde!
Gráinne Maguire:
A new show from Gráinne about being an immigrant and not feeling Irish enough.
Writer for Radio 4's News Quiz, Now Show, Dead Ringers and Newsjack. **** The Scotsman **** Nouse **** One 4 Review **** Short Com **** The Herald **** Edinburgh Festivals **** Three Weeks
Star of Next-Up Comedy!
Ben Van Der Velde:
Stand-up veteran, Star of Worst Foot Forward Podcast,
“Whipsharp…with an air of mischievous mayhem…his hit rate is impressive, while his in-the-moment style creates a buzz of excitement in the room…a life-giving compere.” Steve Bennett, Chortle
“Highly promising…an accomplished comic.” Time Out
“He must have one of the highest jokes-per-hour counts in Edinburgh this month.” ***** Reviews Hub
“Turns lazy stereotypes and political messes into biting, personal, satire.” **** Ed Fringe Review
“Flaunted his razor-sharp wit to hilarious effect leaving the audience bent over double.” Three Weeks
So come down for quality comedy for a cheap price (£3). It takes place at Canterbury's Jolly Sailor at 7.30pm. Two Edinburgh previews. Bring your friends for the penultimate Toys in the attic gig
Come and join the first ever Viva Las Vegans gig with Matt Hoss, Kahn Johnson and Matt Adlington.